Warren Ellis Competition

[Regie]

So, want to win a copy of the book everybody's talking about?

Complete the sentence "Warren Ellis is a literary love god because..." in 28 words or less. The entry that makes me laugh most will win a copy of Ellis' novel Crooked Little Vein. Closing date for entries is October 2nd, 2007. You can enter by e-mail too, if you prefer.

By entering you give permission for your suggestion to be run in the column. If you win, I'll contact you for your address details so I can send you the prize. Please please don't put your address into a message board post.

Have fun!

[Regie]

Thanks heavens for e-mail eh? I guess you all like your privacy, or already have a copy of the book. Entries for this contest are now closed. Results will be anounced in hte next column.