So it's come to this: due to some scheduling conflicts, I've become the guy saddled with the herculean task of reviewing the damn-near-critic-proof Hawk & Dove #1, one of the many "how did this get greenlit?" comics that baffle fans who only want to read about Batman and Green Lantern.
In the new DCU, Oliver Queen is the owner of a successful corporation that provides a wide variety of products and services.
A killer called The Rat City Gotham Ripper is on the loose on Spawn's Batman's home turf – leading Hellspawn Dark Knight on a deadly game of Chutes and Ladders cat and mouse.
It's Justice League International , but with less BWA-HA-HA! and more, um.
Barbara Gordon got her legs back, and she's using it to their fullest potential: by beating up trick 'r' treaters.
Buddy Baker is a Hollywood stuntman turned family man superhero Animal Man turned indie cinema sensation.
Swamp Thing is a talking plant monster.
The Moon is angry! There's a giant worm! Apollo doesn't want to play nice! Midnighter beats everyone up! .
I meet many people who want careers in comics (and any other geeky profession).
Vampirella and Sofia must battle the three weird sisters from hell, the Karasu Shima, who have been crucifying sinners and feeding from their baser emotions.
