Game of Thrones 3.09 "The Rains of Castamere" (Maester's Edition)A column article, Paranoid Video by: John Bender, Ryan Usher
No longer content to merely review Game of Thrones through the use of cumbersome blocks of text, John Bender and Ryan Usher have moved on to the internet airwaves, commandeering the Paranoid Video podcast feed for their own spoiler-y purposes.
SPOILERS FOLLOW. THIS CANNOT BE OVERSTATED. DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ALL OF THE BOOKS.
3.09 "The Rains of Castamere"
So, yeah, it was just as painful this time as it was the first time. This episode stuck closely to what was originally on the page, so there wasn't much for us to do in the podcast besides praise the show's execution (LOL). We also clearly struggle to cope with what we just saw, since we talk about pretty much anything except the REDACTED Wedding, instead diving into speculation about the Doom of REDACTED, the REDACTED of Wyman Manderly and the perils of being anything but single in Westeros. Be sure to listen for the excessive clinking noises made by John's glass of ice water, a haunting auditory reminder of the chill that will now and forever grip our hearts.
Listen at the player thingie below, or click here to download.
As always, shout out to Anamanaguchi for providing the theme song.
John Bender is a Twitter anarchist with questionable opinions about celebrity lifestyles and the Lost finale. He edits erotic novels by day and works tirelessly by night to improve upon his personal record of 42.00 in the Mecha Marathon minigame in Mario Party 2. He also plays in Fitness.
Ryan Usher is a philosopher and quasi cognitive psychologist pursuing a questionable career in law; when he's not fantasizing about becoming a vaudeville performer or honing his incredibly deficient drawing and musical skills, you can find him spouting radical left viewpoints on Twitter: @RyanGUsher.