The Tyrion Taco is Short and Spicy

A column article, Paranoid Video by: Dylan Garsee, Nick Hanover

No longer content to merely review television through the creative use of Friskies gifs and awkward jokes, Dylan Garsee and Nick Hanover have moved on to the internet airwaves, co-hosting CB's own entertainment podcast, Paranoid Video.

Paranoid Video Episode 1.09- "The Tyrion Taco is Short & Spicy"

Prepare yourselves for an especially angry episode of Paranoid Video. Sure, it begins calmly enough, with Dylan and Nick rounding up some of the weirder entertainment news stories of the week. But then the darkness begins, as they explore the frightening world of Aaron Sorkin's Newsroom. Luckily, it's always darkest before the dawn and the episode goes out on a high note, as Dylan and Nick discuss why this might be the best year for comic book adaptations ever. As always, you can listen to the episode at the player below or download it here

The entertainment news portion of the episode starts at 3:20 and runs until 16:51

The gauntlet gets thrown at Newsroom starting at 17:13 and goes until 53:18

Here's that classic Jon Stewart Crossfire video:


Also, check this shit out:

Separated at Birth???

And then the optimistic superhero movie chit chat begins at 53:46

The theme song and namesake for the show is Total Control's excellent "Paranoid Video". The bumper music this week was the Dust Brother's "Space Monkeys" and The Drums' "Let's Go Surfing," respectively.

And in case you want to know what they look like, here are some visual representations of Nick and Dylan, courtesy of Emily Marie Palmer:

Dylan Garsee is a freelance writer/bingo enthusiast currently living in Austin, TX. He is studying sociology, and when he's not winning trivia nights at pork-themed restaurants, writing a collection of essays on the gay perspective in geek culture. An avid record collector, Dylan can mostly be seen at Waterloo Records, holding that one God Speed You! Black Emperor record he can't afford and crying. You can follow him on twitter @garseed.

When he's not writing about the cape and spandex set and functioning as the Co-Managing Editor of Comics Bulletin, Nick Hanover is a book, film and music critic for Spectrum Culture and has contributed to No Tofu Magazine, Performer Magazine, Port City Lights and various other international publications. By which he means Canadian rags you have no reason to know anything about. He also translates for "Partytime" Lukash's Panel Panopticoand you can follow him on twitter @Nick_Hanover

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