Orson is a humanoid being genetically engineered to go to Mars, but instead lives his life making ends meet and spending the rest on cybersex and futuredrugs.
It's the first day of school at the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning and a pair of New York Education Department inspectors are visiting! What could go wrong, besides everything possible? Sara McDonald: Chris Kiser: Kyle Garret: Sara McDonald: After leaving Utopia following the events of X-Men Schism , Wolverine has reopened the Westchester school, now dubbed the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning, and put himself in charge as headmaster.
HEY NERDS! Buy this comic! It has Star Treks and Legion of Superheroes making out! (Probably.
There's a bold, new Daily Planet building, some tension between the various branches of the multimedia conglomerate that owns it.
Batman The Fixer gets really mad when Joker gas a terrorist attack interrupts his attempted sexing of Catwoman Natalie Stack, so he goes buckwild apeshit and punches the bad guys punches the bad guys and blows them up .
Dick Grayson isn't Batman before, but he definitely was Batman at some point.
Some stupid humans get in the way of Supergirl as she crash lands on Earth.
As far as I can tell, none of us is really sure what happened in Legion of Super-Heroes #1, so why don't we just forgo this synopsis? Shawn Hill: Jason Sacks: Ray Tate: Shawn Hill: The shiny buffed-up Legion of the New 52 has several strengths, but also preserves the weaknesses of recent incarnations.
Holy crap everybody Batwoman #1 has finally happened! This is almost like the Chinese Democracy of comics right here, so you should probably get it just because of that.
Batman and Robin is back, except now it's Bruce Wayne under the cape and cowl and Robin.
