It only makes sense to call Spring Breakers the pinnacle of human achievement.
In which Dylan does actual networking and misinterprets Californians' correct eating of tacos.
If you're going to ask the question "Can cat videos be art?" please be prepared to answer it.
A Teacher is a good idea. But good ideas do not always translate to good movies.
Dylan Garsee is about to go all Apocalypse Now on SXSW 2013, but luckily for you, he put together a preview of what he's checking out first.
In which the gang explains what the Oscars have in common with the movements of glaciers.
Dylan offers up a heartfelt and personal goodbye to 30 Rock, a show that has been there for him for seven seasons.
We pick our favorite TV series of 2012. Then we pass out.
The Paranoid Video gang offers some Oscar predictions to tide you over.
Five of CB's film writers sat down to talk about their 10 favorite films of 2012. Surprisingly, no fights broke out.
